Farewell to Sir Martin

It is a dark night for White Mud. And yet the light shines brightly!



White Mud's Rapid Response Administrator, and Chief Internet Sabotague Technician Sir Martin Preece AKA Martin Preece has surrendered his cancer ravaged body, and left it behind in exchange for the freedom of a new body-less energy driven hyperdyne existance.

As of Today, October 19, 2009, Sir Martin now travels at the hyperspeed he always wanted to have at approximately 220gammatrons/quark light per ms. Sir Martin always wanted to build and have a computer this fast, and incredibly, he became that computer!

Take heart fellow Mudders and fans of Morgus...Miracles do happen every day! Today our own Sir Martin has become the rock star he was always meant to be. His quiet miracle of being a marvelous human being, and becomming an even more amazing memory in the annals of White Mud history are realized!

I Doctor Hormone hereby declare this day to be Sir Martin Preece Day! The day he graduated from human school, and became laser energized cosmic proton infused matter!



Sir Martin had an incredible human legacy of relationships and experiences with people he met along his cosmic travels...he touched many people and created powerful things. If it had been better organized, he would have his own Reality TV Show by now, and not by losing his own kids in a weather balloon!

Sir Martin Preece was first, a very good son to his loving mother, Gwendolyn Preece. He honored her and cared for her. She loves him still, like no mother could.



Next in his priorities, he was a core founding member of the original White Mud Blues Band...loyal even to his deathbed, asking to speak of our victorious episodes and zany adventures smashing shit, and inventing new noise that rock and roll never heard back in the day he was designing it, even while he was in great discomfort. John Wayne kicked cancers ass, but Sir Martin embarrassed cancer with his own endurance...

FUCK YOU CANCER!

Martin worked with some of Rock music's best...Fuck it! Im dropping names here....This is Martin's day! He deserves the recognition, so do they, for having him on their team!

Pleasure Seekers /Quatro Sisters
Frut (formerly Frut of the Loom)
Bob Seeger
Dick Wagner
Alice Kooper
Joe Walsh

Martin was my very close and personal friend. In that very close circle where you just have a few. We were devils running together in the late 60's and we raised hell together. We were so crazy in the day, we laughed at ourselves in disbelief at the shit we did. Smashing payphones, stealing our own van, trashing The Crows Nest East, negotiating with Gus Zoppi for equipment, for a show that was the greatest disaster in Detroit Rock and Roll History...

The story of Martin is so huge, I wont even try to tell it here tonight. If you dont have the background, it is there, in the energy vapor trail Sir Martin left....

Much of it was never even recorded, but what is, can be found:
http://http//mikeymoehawk.suddenlaunch3.com/index.cgi?board=History&action=display&num=1253312380
http://whitemud.us/ Sir Martin created this site with his bare hands!
http://doctorhormone.com/
http://http//www.myspace.com/pleasureseekerscradle
http://http//home.comcast.net/~lux2001/crow (check July 18 1969) They spelled it wrong...Not Booze Band....Blues Band!...Nipples! although we did consume booze....
http://http//euvsuspart2.suddenlaunch3.com/index.cgi?board=politics&action=display&num=1117047004

Finally, Sir Martin evolved into a creative webmaster and SEO design engineer. Thats tech talk for search engine design engineer...Self taught, as he did with most things...he became a guy who could build the most elaborate websites. His own website is a legacy to what he built into a business... He was building another great business when he got the cancer.

http://http//webseodesign.com/

There is so much more to share and we will later...but alas...it is the day of his exit from this earthly realm...I am tired now. My eyes hurt.

More to come on the friendships that exploded in the last few years due to Sir Martins internet savvy...

Have a drink and celebrate Sir Martin's amazing life tonight. We shall all meet him again.


Our own beloved musical Cousin Mikey Moe Hawk would tell you what a ball we had with Sir Martin, even in his last days! What a ball this guy was!



Back in the day, Sir Martin was working with Dick Wagner and Prakish John...

....sleep now...outta gas.......

Love to you Martin our brother........You are next to us, all our days...



Sir Martin Preece April 23 1951-October 19 2009

Harry Reid Sex Considers Change To Save Office

According to Fox News, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid is trailing a top Republican challenger by 11 points ahead of next year's election, according to a new poll.

The Mason-Dixon Polling and Research survey, reported Sunday in the Las Vegas Review-Journal, showed GOP candidate Danny Tarkanian leading Reid by 49 percent to 38 percent in Nevada.
Tarkanian is a former basketball player for the University of Nevada-Las Vegas and recently announced his candidacy.
The new poll also showed Sue Lowden, chairwoman of the Nevada Republican Party and a possible candidate, leading Reid by 45 percent to 40 percent.

The sagging numbers come at a time when congressional Democrats are facing tough questions from constituents on their health care reform proposals.

Apparently recognizing his failing popularity among voters in his constituency, rumors are, that Senator Reid is secretly considering a sex change operation which would allow him to run in the 2010 Senatorial election campaign as a "completely different person," Harriet Reid.

A leak from Congressional sources has supported rumors that Senator Reid is in progress with breast implantation and penile transexual mutation surgery exploration.

While no comment has been received from Senator Reids office, specificially on the sex change issue is it clear that a challenge lies ahead in the Nevada elections for 2010.

Senator Reid has been known throughout his career for having his
"finger on the pulse" of the American Political Dream of screwing American taxpayers and businessmen at every opportunity. His role in such notable legislation and political spin is without equal.

Judy Wallman, a professional genealogy researcher here in southern California, was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She discovered that Harry (senator (D) from Nevada) Reid's great-great uncle, Remus Reid, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. Both Judy and Harry Reid share this common ancestor.

The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows in Montana territory.

On the back of the picture Judy obtained during her research is this inscription:'Remus Reid, horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.'

So Judy recently e-mailed Senator Harry Reid for information about their mutual great-great uncle.Believe it or not, Harry Reid's staff sent back the following biographical sketch for her genealogy research:'Remus Reid was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory.

His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.'

What a legacy! and now we can look forward to Harriett Reid to carry on the honor of the Reid family in American politics, carefully picking the right choices for America as he (she) does so very well!

All of us here at White Mud Headquarters where "Spining the Spin is an Everyday Thing," wish Senator Reid much success in having his cock lopped off for the upcoming erections...elections.

GO GIT EM HARRY!

The "Gates" Controversy and Racial Profiling...

What is all this childish fuss about "The Gates Arrest?" After Henry Louis Gates was arrested at his house by Harvard area police, the entire country has erupted in a frenzy of reaction to so called Racial Profiling...

Professor Gates was arrested for mouthing off to a cop after he became incensed at the cop asking for ID during a routine burglary investigation. You would think that such a learned man would know better than to provoke the situation by not cooperating. I for one would be grateful that the cop was making sure I lived at the house I just broke into.

But ooooooooohhh nooooooo The Nutty Professor just had to push the issue....making terse remarks about the cop's Mamma and such...Hence the cuffs. Then the Race Card slamms down like a King of Spades in a full house hand at a poker game! Next thing you know, it's a full blown national press story!

Then to make things worse, during Obama's latest TV appearance, he is asked about his opinion of his friend (The Nutty Professor) Gates arrest and instead of sticking close to the teleprompter, or feigning a 20 minute sneeze, or even calling on Crazy Joe The Veep Biden to intercede and say something incredibly stupid on his behalf, which we could have all written off as a "Joeism," He declares his own ignorance to the facts and labels the action by the police as "Stupid." That....was stupid!

As Forrest Gumps mamma once told him..."Stupid is, as stupid does!

Now, everyone is dancing around this non-event like a cat on fire hanging from a tree.

People demanding apologies, People apologizing, people refusing to apologize, people gathering in media crowds waiting for a sandlot fight to ensue and placing bets on the outcome....

Meanwhile the nations business is once again sidetracked while we all focus on who is the biggest asshole.


Racial profiling is a very spurious subject. Many questions float to the top of this scum saga...


What about all the "Other Gates" that have been arrested or put in chains without comparable media coverage?

Where was Al Sharpton, Obama, and the NAACP when this Gates (below) was arrested? Where was the outcry then? Oh sure it was long ago and probably not relevant to many, unless you use a computer...but what if his arrest had resulted in a jail sentence and prison time? What if he had been incarcerated and humiliated to the point that he choose a career of crime instead of blessing us all with the gift of hard drive crashes and computer viruses, constant maintenance and hours of frustration, updates and getting used to the next version of his hellish Microsoft crap?
Where would we be today? Thank goodness he was sooo crafty.

And what about these Gate's being locked up in chains very likely against their will? Not white or black, but silverish in color, not having any defense available to fall back on color really, not able to claim discrimination, without a voice in society, being pushed around daily by "The Man." Again, galvanized only by mere inner personal strength to endure the constant manipulation, would these Gates survive.

Then there is the story of this Gates person, appointed by Obama himself as the Defense Secretary.
They call him "the designated successor," but really he's the guy they leave behind. If catastrophe befalls the new president and all of his other officials during inaugural ceremonies, a Cabinet secretary who is selected not to attend the day's events becomes the steward of a caretaker government.
At the presidential inaugural, the White House announced, that person would be Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates. The Pentagon chief -- the only holdover from the Republican White House asked to serve in the Democratic Obama administration, and the man whose command of U.S. troops could be important in such a scenario -- will be in a secure, undisclosed location, said White House Press Secretary Dana Perino.

In order to ensure continuity of government, Defense Secretary Robert Gates has been designated by the outgoing administration, with the concurrence of the incoming administration, to serve as the designated successor during Inauguration Day.

The White House usually asks one Cabinet official to stay behind at key events -- such as the State of the Union address -- in which where a high-profile assembly of power could invite tragedy.

So this Gates gets put in the line of fire....lucky White guy. Wheres his cry of discrimination? A lowly Republican serving as a human sheild for the likes of a man who feigns racial discrimination. TSK TSK TSK...

You see, Racial Discrimination is multi faceted and has many perspectives...Personally I think everyone should just shuttup and go back to doing something constructive like sharing with the world on Facebook, how many zits they popped in the mirror this morning, or what kind of mung they scraped out of thier teeth while flossing.